What, late? Naw, man, I just had to wait for the heat do die down. You're not a cop, are you??
As we check for wires, let us scroll southward and observe the Rite of Listing:
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♫ Starting off, I’d like to highlight some of the tunes of ‘23:
• OTXO by Lateralis - I only played the demo, but I think this might be a Cursed to Golf-situation where the soundtrack is the best part of the game. I mean just listen to this sick filth: The Cycle Repeats
•Alan Wake II by Various: (Best Boy) Ahti - Yöton Yö
These thick, sludgy beats really suit the fabulously viscous vibes of the game: GIT DUM
Tomáš Dvořák always delivers the atmosphere: Miyazaki Forest
•Cult of the Lamb: Relics of the Old Faith by River Boy:Darkwood Purged
•Risk of Rain Returns by Chris Christodoulou:Double Fucking Rainbow Returns
•AMID EVIL: The Black Labyrinth by Andrew Hulshult:Splitting Time
(For someone with actual taste I recommend the list by @majormitch!)
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Alright, onward, to Games!
MOST EXUBERANT PLATFORMER SINCE RAYMAN LEGENDS
♦Super Mario Bros. Wonder!
Trying to avoid “verily ‘tis aptly named lol” but screw it: I’m obviously that much of a hack. Relentlessly inventive and charming throughout in ways big and small, even if it does not revolutionize the genre. A veritable sunbeam of a game. Constantly smiling whilst playing. :D
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BEST SURPRISE SURPRISE
♦El Paso, Elsewhere (Steam, itch, GOG)
No, I'm not having a stroke, what I mean is that I was expecting to enjoy what seemed like decidedly my jam, but I was still surprised at just how (sticky the marmalade) much it resonated with me. The writing/acting/direction of cutscenes and pitch-perfect mood elevates what is (to me) some dope - if repetitive - Max Payning of ze children of ze night.
I have some complaints about the level design: it overall feels too flat and sees you run through a fair deal of narrow, winding corridors - wish there was more verticality and space to flank and play around, (like in the best parts of Max Payne 2) but you do at least get to shootdodge/dive through some windows which is never not cool.
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BEST NES GAME
(Tied withKickle Cubicle)
This is where I would be cute and give the award to a ElecHead or Shovel Knight, but I did play and enjoy some classic NES games - even if I am not engaged in any scientific pursuits. That being said, I think most people checking it out now would find Jackal to just be mostly fine, which is a fair assessment. You might have better luck with Kickle Cubicle, a really quite neat, charming puzzle ‘em up. (To clarify: these are not my all time faves on the NES, just the ones I played last year)
Runner-up: Solomon's Key - One of the classics that feels cool to play for the first time in The Future - a unique jump n’ puzz that unfortunately gets a bit too rough and reaction-focused, imo.
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BEST N64 GAME
See this is what I was talking about.
Runner-up: Corn Kidz 64 (Steam)
We’re just absolutely drowning in dreamlike, N64-inspired, satisfying schmoovement games starring anthropomorphic goats, huh? Though this one is a collectathon platformer with weightier movement. Charmingly off-kilter, and does feel like a memory of a forgotten N64 platformer - though I’d wager it actually plays much better than most of those did.
Best Dreamcast Game:VIVIDLOPE (Steam)
Notable Qualifying Games I Did Not Play:
DC: Bomb Rush Cyberfunk • N64:Cavern of Dreams
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BEST MISSION PACK
♦Call of the Machine for QUAKE II
MachineGames delivers again - though I don't think it kicks quite as much ass as Dimension, it is still a tubular display of mastery over level design for a (semi-)classic manshoot.
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NEAT GAME EVERYBODY ACTUALLY FORGOT?
♦Wild Hearts (Steam, Epic, EA)
I mean, right? Or uh perhaps no one cared. It was by all reports busted at launch, which I suppose tainted it. I did at least enjoy what I played of it. (through EA Play via Game Pass - “Good GP Game,” as they say)
Dunno if we’ll see a sequel, so it’s probably time to say Sayonara Wild Hearts
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INTERMISSION - SWERVING INTO LITERARY CORNER BOOK NOOK
FAV BOOKS I READ:
♦Alfred Bester - The Stars My Destination (1956)
Absolutely rip-roarin’, rocket-propelled revenge romp that casually dips into Count of Monte Cristo, a hint of dystopian cyberpunk, and some PKD-ish psychic psychedelia - among other things. Fully caught off guard by this one.
♦Cormac McCarthy - Blood Meridian (1985)
Yeah sorry gonna base my whole personality on having read this now
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YO DID YOU KNOW SPIDERMAN IS GOOD?
♦Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales (Steam, Epic)
Y’all hear ‘bout this Arachnid Lad?? Hadn’t played a Insomniac game since Sunset Overdrive— boy, do they know how to do kinetic, satisfying superhero shenanigans! And I’d rather hang out with Miles’ charming crew than the Overdriven Chucklefucks. While I prefer open worlds that are actual sandboxes with interacting systems, if you’re going to do a Big Map that is essentially a container for bespoke missions and activities, this is the way to do it: I never thought about fast travel because I was always in a flow with the wonderful movement. (and yes yes slowpoke.jpg I know this is what people have been saying for years at this point) Probably among the best of this type of open superhero experience (there’s a fair amount at this point - where my Prototype heads at?)
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HOTBOY SUMMER
♦The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
Qualifying Games I Did Not Play: Mediterranea Inferno (Steam)
Seriously, though: much digital ink has been spilled about the game, but if you want some Actual Thoughts I highly recommend @mooseymcman's wonderful longform series!
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BEST MASH-UP
♦Mobile Suit Baba (Itch)
Into the Baba!
Runner-up: Snakebird Complete (Epic) (Switch)
Snake and Bird, together at last!
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💛ALPHABETICAL LIST OF GAMES I LOVED:
🟡Alan Wake II
🟡COCOON
🟡El Paso, Elsewhere
✨Hi-Fi RUSH
🟡HITMAN: World of Assassination
🟡Jusant
🟡Miles Morales
🟡Resident Evil 4 Remake
🟡SLUDGE LIFE 2
✨Super Mario Bros. Wonder!
🟡Tchia
✨Tears of the Kingdom
🟡Trine 5: A Clockwork Conspiracy
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