chamurai

Online play for Smash Brawl in Japan was so busted and weird. It would take, like, 20-30 minutes on a Friday/Saturday night to maybe even get in a game and even if you did manage to get matched up with anyone, no one would fight and it would be like they were, I dunno, role-playing the characters. So I would try to start fighting but then everyone would immediately gang up and destroy me and after my stocks were gone they would revert back to not fighting until time ran out. Then when time ran out and go into sudden death they would all race to the pit to see who would die the fastest.

It was bizzare as hell and I never touched online after like, a couple sessions of that.

This makes me happy.

Love the contained chaos of "Dirty" Dan Ryckert Productions™

Good job on the Spotlight this week! Hope to see the PAX panels on YouTube when I get the chance. I started them but have not finished. Looked like a blast!

Ohhhhh my god, that level was rough! I died at 1:14:50. XD

Also, Nab My Nuts is an apt double entendre for a Conker's Bad Fur Day feature.

Not enough people are talking about Jan's Uncle Ronnie and his case of $500 fidget spinners. I need more Uncle Ronnie stories. That can't be the only one Jan has.

This video should be talked about more. Crazy that Dan was able to get this done so soon after joining the crew.

Oh lord, that Bizarro Dan looks too natural. It just...fits.

The first set of levels had me worried that the game's notoriety was over inflated but my fears were put to rest afterwards. Bring on the Blight.

I watched both Alien vs. Predator movies. That was a thing I chose to do. It STILL lives in my brain. I wish it would move out already.

Great write-up. The only information I get on the Jaguar comes from YouTube or this blog. I never knew there was an SNES Alien vs Predator game. I only knnw of the arcade beat-em-up until today. Cool.